Karl Malone think that Jimmy Kimmel does good impression of Karl Malone on The Man Show on Comedy Central. Karl Malone wish Jimmy Kimmel done more make fun of Karl Malone cause Karl Malone get famouser and famouser.

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Karl Malone on Aliens (The Man Show)

Karl Malone on the Movies (The Man Show)

Karl Malone Loves the Ladies (The Man Show)

Karl Malone on History  (The Man Show)

Santa Karl (The Man Show)

Karl Malone looks for Beanie Babies (Crank Yankers)

Now of you find any more Karl Malone clips from the Man Show, Karl Malone ask that you kindly link to them in the comments, thats that funny little box down there at the bottom.

“Until next time, this here Karl Malone.”

Report: Majority Of Utah Jazz Players Have Never Heard Of Themselves

SALT LAKE CITY—In a USA Today poll of NBA players and fans published Tuesday, four out of five Utah Jazz players admitted to never having heard of their team, their teammates, or themselves. “Wait, who the hell is that guy?” Utah forward Paul Millsap said while looking at a picture of Jazz forward Paul Millsap. “I seem to remember the Jazz playing pretty well for the past few seasons, and they always have a bunch more white guys than other teams, but I don’t know any of their names or what they do. Ostertag’s not on the team anymore, is he? Though to be honest, it’s not like I’d know him if I saw him.” During last night’s game against the Warriors, the Jazz were charged with their 49th consecutive delay of game penalty when no one got up from the bench after coach Jerry Sloan announced the starting lineup.

[Source: Report: Majority Of Utah Jazz Players Have Never Heard Of Themselves]

The Jazz may never break the stereotypes and relative anonymity that have been cast upon them so might as well enjoy the laugh.  It seems that most the country still thinks the Jazz are same team went to the finals in ‘97 and ‘98… hey, why isn’t Greg Foster in the lineup tonight?